Sorry, I'm not running the messageboard any more.

Cheers,
Frank

Never mind that shit, the board was too fucking good to let Real Life™ get in the way of a bit of online shitcuntery. The very lovely Captain Hood-Butter is now modding the board, I'll be there less frequently for a few weeks but we're back online as of right now.

RIGHT THEN.

It's the very lovely SirSandGoblin's birthday on Saturday. And his dog likes eating pigs' ears. So here's the deal.

Draw a picture of SSG's dog and/or SSG eating pigs' ears and post it on the board. Before saturday. Your reward will be, oh I don't bloody know, having your name displayed in purple on the board for a fortnight. Or until I get bored of looking at it. Or forever if I can't be arsed changing things.

Do it for SSG. You know you want to.

UPDATE: Thanks to everyone for entering - all your work is on display in the gallery right here.

After an overwhelming response of one entry to the Mr Brain's Pork Faggots competition, we are pleased to report that the winner is goodboard stalwart some_cunt who hotwired and stole a car before trekking across three continents in search of the mystical meat by-products. The evidence is pictured here.

Well done, mister some_cunt. A grateful nation salutes you. Enjoy your faggots.

Just thought I should share these photos of Ukraine's former Prime Minister doing her trademark mouth thing. I would deffo put my winkie in her, no doubt about it.

You are now doing that thing with your mouth.

Do you have a photo of Yulia doing something sexy with her mouth? Why not tell Frank.