:: ... aaaaaaand delete
:: that was a shit idea really
I killed off the Mugshots MSK game.
It was a bit shit really.
7/14/2008
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:: Torchwood is shit
:: Really, it is shit
Thought it was about time I wrote some fanfic.
| Torchwood headquarters. Captain Jack is shagging an alien.
Enter Chinese Bint, stage left. |
| Chinese Bint: |
Oh hai Jack, what's up? |
| Captain Jack: |
Oh hai Chinese Bint. I'm just shagging an alien. Because that's what I
do, I shag aliens. Is the world about to explode again this week? |
| Chinese Bint: |
Yeah, probably. I'll ask Fat Welsh Bint to fix it. |
| Fat Welsh Bint: |
I can't, I'm shagging an alien or something. I love the alien cock I do.
There's lovely. Also, something tedious about my personal relationship.
Lisp lisp lisp lisp. |
| Chinese Bint: |
I love the alien cock too! But I'll do alien lesbo sex if it's good for
the ratings. |
| [insert dreadful CG effect here] |
| Captain Jack: |
Blimey, it's a dreadful CG effect. |
| Chinese Bint: |
Let's have sex with it probably! |
| Fat Welsh Bint: |
Yes! Let's all fuck a silly CG alien! Me first, there's lovely lisp lisp
lisp. |
| [Doctor Who arrives] |
| Doctor Who: |
Hello, I'm Doctor Who. I don't have sex with aliens. I'm here to rescue
your ratings. Hello. |
| Captain Jack: |
Hooray! I'll be right with you when I finish shagging this alien. |
7/1/2008
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:: It's actually getting worse
:: Search engine keyword update
Here's this month's crop of gutter-level search terms:
- exchange sister for fuck
- celebrity mimsy flashing
- gonorreah pics
- girls minges
- jade goody wank
- mongolian radiation detectors
- olsen twins showing minge
- shag my tits
- shagging in shit
- spanked - a girl's bare bottom
- yaoi fic generator
- whores ginger minge
- wet minge
- "dr who is shit"
6/27/2008
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:: Deep joy!
:: Deep database joy
ok, I was a lazy twat and it was starting to show.
Marry Shag Kill has been rewritten so it runs for more than 5 minutes without steam pouring out of the database and the web server grinding to a shuddering halt.
Remember kids, if your database application uses cursors then you are doing something WRONG.
6/14/2008
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:: Pointless internet cuntishness
:: It's the best kind of cuntishness
Is it wrong to post stuff here just because I want to tun up in Google searches? No? Well here goes then
- Kick a biro down his ear
- Good old-fashioned thump up the knickers
Right, those phrases now belong to ME, fuck off internet
6/9/2008
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