The site allows you to type in any old nonsense, including swears and words like 'penis'. The text is then fed through several internet tubes before appearing onscreen.

The application has many diverse applications, which can be applied with appalling results. Earlier today, Prime Minister Gordon Brown was shocked to learn that Ed Balls had publicly announced that Brown was a "pissy wankface".

It was later discovered that the news page Brown read the article on was made by someone using Gilgamesh's tool. The user was a Mr. Cameron in a web cafe on Blackpool seafront.

Internet users have taken a break from sticking their knobs in the CD drive to try out the new generator. Rob Manuel, a strawberry-blond plasterer from Slough, said "This puts everything I have accomplished to shame. Literally better than that time I shat on a kitten"

Wikipedia founder and professional retard Jimmy Wales was not so enthusiastic. "Considering he made it for another forum, response so far has been a little strange."

In other news, a new virus appeared on the internet that cuts the last eight letters off every websi