www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/09/assault_rap/

I just WALKED five miles. My feet hurt.

Who wants to lick between my toes?

hello

I went to see Alice In Wonderland last night. The White Queen was funny and minced with some vigour, the March Hare was mental and Johnny Depp did that thing he does. It was in 3D apparently, not so as you'd notice, but thankfully I escaped withput catching gay and went to a pub. Coffee - got some of that now. Good times.

but flying fuckers can fuck right off.

Just saying, like.

Oh man, talk amongst yourselves, I'm through.

touch my bum

I'm feeling remarkably chipper today.

/Remarkably chipper today blog.

How the devil are you?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8544541.stm?ls

And a good example of why not being able to pronounce TH will have god smite you. Good riddance to the fat tongued, mincing chutney ferret I say. Alright? I'm well jolly tonight. I bought some red tongs in TK Maxx.

I'm doind a fuckload of overtime this week to finance the woman's birthday. Fuck knows what I'm going to get her this time, I took her to That London last year to see Mama Mia. God that was a very gay night indeed. Posh hotel mind. I've got until the end of May to have an idea and save for putting a ribbon on a turd I'm a bit bereft. There's no point me asking you lot because you'll be too busy eating the green crayons. So what's your favourite ligament? I'm going for fibrocollagenous septa.

I haven't got a good excuse for starting a new thread, other than laziness

Silly upsidedown people. I went to see my mate in horsepiddle today. Poor sod has just fucked his hip shit right up. It seems he fell down pissed or something. The poor bastard in the next bed had his cock ripped off in a motorcycle crash. I didn't laugh at all*. What's the worst injury you have had?

^{Silly splinters in the foot or something don't count.}

alright bogus
alright Captain_Hood_Butter
alright Gilgamesh
alright rose
alright SirSandGoblin
alright Spong

^{*Like fuck!}

Have you ever forgotten? This threads gonna be great I can feel it.

How the devil are you?

who wants a cuddlewuddle?

my friends aready have them, might do them with blades
worked hard all my lifetime, now my winkie it fades
so Lord, won't you buy me dead pandas bumhole bum aids

Clicking this link will only end in NSFW confusion.

Hello various people.

tell me something sexy

I might go back down the pub soon. How do you like that, eh?

A film crew has just started setting up just around the corner. I have no idea what they are filming, I shall find out and report back but it's a big one alright. So far there are about 30 or so trucks. I hope it's a lezbo porn shoot but I doubt it as they are using the church boneyard. I don't like Mondays. What or who don't you like?

alright bogus
alright Captain_Hood_Butter
alright cowfoot
alright rose
alright SirSandGoblin
alright some_cunt

How alive are you on a scale of 1-10. Bonus points to those who describe through an elaborate metaphor how alive or unalive they are.

Hi!!!!!!!!!! What are you doing today?????!!!!!

I've been working on noits cocc. Can anyone come up with a decent pun for the last image? http://noit.co.cc

Failing that, hows yer nips?

I just had a look at The Other Place. Bad times. I remember when it was fun and not full of dull shitcunts saying the same thing over and over and over and over. When you could get the autisms all upset by posting after last orders. I don't know what to think anymore, other than I'm hungry for midget gems. I reckon I could twat all of you lot, probably at once. Who's up for a ruck?

my stepdad tried to argue that carbon was the most common element in the human body, but he was overruled due to the fact he put his winky in my Mummy's foofoo when my Daddy wasn't watching. lolololol he liked to watch.

In other words, I'm reduced to doing pub quiz with my broken family in a village full of racists. Anyone got a spare country with full dictatorship rights available?