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MykeyBoy Facts
The name "MykeyBoy" is from the Swahili "maieekeboi", the name for the traditional Zulu buckets used for storing lard.
Mykey once competed in the Aberdeen marathon, running at a brisk waddle from his sofa to the fridge in under 35 minutes.
If all of MykeyBoy jumped up in the air at once, everyone in China would fall over.
Recently-deceased hamburgers can be brought back to life by rubbing them against MykeyBoy.
Mykey is allergic to Krispy Kreme Donuts but eats them anyway.

 

Pickle Fairy Facts
The longest Pickle Fairy has ever gone without thinking about food is three hours while someone took her appendix out.
Pickle Fairy is impervious to cobra venom, jellyfish stings and the bite of the komodo dragon but breaks out in a nasty case of hives when brought into contact with salad ingredients.
Pickle Fairy's underwear is made from steel plates, specially riveted together at Swan Hunters shipyard.
Special glands in Pickle Fairy's digestive tract exude powerful enzymes which enable her to eat broken glass and rusty metal.
Pickle Fairy once strangled a giant octopus which was attacking an ocean-going liner.
Pickle Fairy can survive without water or oxygen for up to two weeks but will die within three hours if deprived of chocolate gateau.
Pickle Fairy once killed a cow by shouting at it.

 

JMG Facts
JMG once punched a gorilla in the face for looking at him funny.
JMG drinks a pint of boiling salt water every morning before breakfast and chews warm tarmac between meals.
Televison stations in Mombasa do not show commercials. Instead they show a clip of JMG doing a sexy dance accompanied by GMoS on banjo.
JMG has two rows of teeth and can bite through most species of hardwood.

 

Sammi Facts
Sammi was the stunt double for the Cloverfield monster.
The superconducting quadrupole electromagnets in the Large Hadron Collider are made from a pair of Sammi's old knickers wrapped round a bog brush.